Kylie Jenner Big Lips with Maybelline Drugstore Liner

Want bigger lips without the cost, bruising and pain of injections?

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Since Kylie Jenner debuted larger lips, it seems like EVERYONE does!  We associate full lips with an accentuated border with beauty and youth.  In fact, tribal peoples worldwide have introduced various materials into and through the upper and lower lips of both genders to enhance beauty.  An African tribal chief explained:  “What kind of person would she be without Pelele (lip plate)? She would not be a woman at all.”  Bro is right; we don’t call em’ DSLs for nothin’.


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As soon as I saw Kylie’s larger lips, I knew exactly what she had done.  And it wasn’t lip injections!  I immediately set out to defend Kylie’s honor by waging war with her haters.  My Facebook thugging didn’t seem to be getting me anywhere, so I did a short tutorial with an affordable $5 drugstore lip liner to prove anyone can have lusciously large lips.

Please note:  I’ll tell you exactly how I’ve altered my appearance, and admit that in 2012 I went the tribal route by injecting Juvederm Ultra into my lips.  15% of Juvederm Ultra likes to stick around permanently; consequently, my lips are permanently larger than my natural God-given lips.


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Sexy, right?!  The pain, cost and downtime associated with injections is not for everyone.  I bruised terribly, had to concoct a story about my dog hitting me in the face with his bully bone, then ran around a sales conference looking like I shared an elevator with Ray Rice.  It took 2 weeks to recover.  So… If you don’t want to run around looking like a domestic abuse victim, skip the injections and watch my video.


For those of you who don’t want to sit through one of my terribly edited videos, here are written directions:

To create the illusion of hugelips, the trick is to line outside your lips with a lip liner 2-3 shades darker than your natural lip color.

Simply line the OUTSIDE of your lips and fill.

I used Maybelline New York ColorSensational Lip Liner in Nude or Rose.

This liner won’t smudge, smear, feather or bleed.  Best of all?  Nude goes with any lip color!

No lipstick. No lipgloss. Just liner.



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